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            Giant leap backwards
            
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                Rating: 1, 
                Useful: 12 / 19
                Date: February 29, 2000
                Author: Amazon User
            
            This game stinks. Anyone who liked the intense and realistic qualities of the first Army Men game will be disappointed with this effort. The 2 player mode has been destroyed, the beautiful graphics and environments are gone, the fast and smooth control is gone, there are no more allies to assign for  attack or defense, the operation of hand grenades, bazookas and mortors is  inferior, in the one player mode the tank is not able to smash a wooden  fence. There is an annoying arrow at the feet of the character which points  you in the direction of the enemy thus taking the fun and suprise out of  setting ambushes, the global ban on land mines has reached this game as  players are not able to set mines. The sound effects have been emasculated,  no piercing death screams. No jeeps, no .50 caliber guns. This game must  have been designed for the N64 as it does not come close to living up to  the high standards of the 1st game (Army Men 3D)for the Playstation.  If you like combat reality games buy the  excellent Medal Of Honor, it is everything that this game is not.
        
            
Inferior to the first Army Men and Medal of Honor
            
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                Rating: 1, 
                Useful: 11 / 13
                Date: March 20, 2000
                Author: Amazon User
            
            Compared to the first Playstation version of Army Men, the graphic presentation of the topography is no where near as good. The Snake Canyon scenario in the original game was a beautiful example of how programmers  can simulate physical topography.     The scenarios in this version are  poorly rendered and  VERY limited. The playing field is small and the  number of scenarios is a dissapointment.    The arrow used to show enemy  location is a poor substitute for the small radar map on the original. The  aiming reticule for Mortars and Grenades is also not as good as in the  original. The original version's aiming reticule was easier to use and in  head-head mode this translates into FAST! The weapons/ammo icons are also  inferior in this version, they are too small to see at a distance compared  to the first game which used large crates with symbols on them.    Weapons  choices have also suffered in this latest version, Mines are no longer  available, a SERIOUS omission in head-head mode. 3DO had the opportunity to  add weapons such as bayonet, garrot, artillery, poison gas etc. and did  not.    Please, if you have not tried Medal of Honor or the original  version of Army Men do so. They were light years ahead of this cartoonish  version. If you want realistic combat action, the original AM or MOH cannot  be beat. If you are looking for a "nice" game for your 8 year old  this is it. I think most adults who like military history and war gaming  will find this one a dissapointment.    3DO give us what we want, the first  20 min. of SAVING PVT RYAN, PLATOON and FULL METAL JACKET, not Beetle  Bailey.
        
            
I want my money back.
            
                1
                Rating: 1, 
                Useful: 5 / 7
                Date: April 05, 2000
                Author: Amazon User
            
            The first Army men was great. this one I played for about twenty minutes before I turned it off, and that's how it's stayed since. the controls are annoying [read, you can't even turn while you are moving forward, you practicly have to be at a dead stop to change direction] the look of the  game is lacking and over all it's just not comfortable to play.  try the  first army men if you like the concept and want a good game. My other  suggestion to you is to check out Medal Of Honor.  It's spectacular.  certainly worth a look.
        
            
To much comedy, not enough war
            
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                Rating: 1, 
                Useful: 1 / 4
                Date: September 04, 2000
                Author: Amazon User
            
            This game is a disgrace to Army Men! I mean they could have at least make  the game realistic! Like Army Men World War or Army Men 3D. Turning  soldiers into spiders, melting troops with magnifying glasses,  portals.[Army Men World War is the most realistic Army Men game yet]Even  Sarge has lost his cool toned voice. The only good thing is the cinemas.  When I first played this game I was like ''What the hell is this  garbage!!!'' When you kill tan they turn into these human shaped guys with  no face or detail. And the damn poodle. you can't kill it. I don't know how  3do thought this was a good game, so if you bought this game and hate it,  don't throw it away, trade it in!
        
            
Its fun
            
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                Rating: 4, 
                Useful: 7 / 9
                Date: September 20, 2000
                Author: Amazon User
            
            I don't understand why everyone is giving this game such a bad review.  I  recently bought this game and I am having a great time with it.  Granted  the controls are a little lacking, but once you get used to them they  really aren't that bad.  Everyone is saying how impossible the controls  are, these are the people who believe the controls should be catered to  them, part of the game is adapting to the game.   The story line is funny  and I got to tell you, Sarge just cracks me up.  I really enjoy this game  because of the real life battle fields because when I was a kid I used to  spend hours playing with my little plastic army figures, and creating mock  battles in my mind.  Now I can play that battle.  Most of the bad reviews  probably come from people who automatically don't like games that they are  not good at right away, don't let them fool you, this is fun.
        
            
What a games "Should Be"
            
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                Rating: 5, 
                Useful: 13 / 18
                Date: March 03, 2000
                Author: Amazon User
            
            As the Father of a 9 year old, searching through the demonic and gorish offering by the gaming industry, I find this game to be entertaining and less grusome.  I appreciate the lack of blood letting and screaming. This  Game is still not for the meek, the blow torch does what a blow torch did.   My son and I enjoy playing this together. I find solace in knowing that I  don't have to look over his shoulder when he's playing this one alone.
        
            
Sarge is back and BETTER THAN EVER!
            
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                Rating: 5, 
                Useful: 8 / 11
                Date: March 03, 2000
                Author: Amazon User
            
            I think Sarge's Heroes is the best AM game to date! It portrays stunning graphics, 4-player battle mode, great destructive weapons, and just about everything else! Speaking of graphics, this game is totally different from  the previous pc versions. The levels are beautiful 3-D environments instead  of top view like the pc versions. The detailed missions take place in  Sarge's world AND our world! Fight in the kitchen or snipe a tan soldier  off the top of a toilet. Never played AM before? Just use SH's intuitive  bootcamp to beef up on your skills. And after using Sarge, there are even a  couple hidden characters...
        
            
This is one great game!  It has it all!
            
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                Rating: 5, 
                Useful: 3 / 4
                Date: December 29, 2001
                Author: Amazon User
            
            I got this as a Christmas gift the year it came out and I couldn't put down the controller!  It was so much fun!  The best part about the whole game (if I had to choose just one thing) would be the different environments at each level you have to fight in.  You go through ice boxes & refrigerators (complete with ice cube trays and coke cans), across the dinner table with a ful course meal on it, and through a bedroom filled with a lot of cool things!  The story line is great and the movies between each level are worth watching each time!  The game is not extremely hard...much easier to maneuver then Army Men 3-D.  I solved it pretty quick, but I have played it since to do it all over again and it still is a great game....THE BEST ARMY MEN GAME MADE!
        
            
This is such a fun game
            
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                Rating: 5, 
                Useful: 2 / 2
                Date: January 13, 2001
                Author: Amazon User
            
            Sarges Heroes is a really fun game.  I'm sick of all of the extreme gamers complaining about the controls.  They aren't hard to get used to, and in spite of what they say, the game isn't too short.  If u think that this game is too much comedy and not enough war, than you are one odd person.  This game is really fun and if you like fighting games that aren't soley fighting, then I suggest u get this game.
        
            
Sarge the coolest green army soldier ever!!
            
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                Rating: 5, 
                Useful: 2 / 2
                Date: March 27, 2001
                Author: Amazon User
            
            The reason I like this game so much is that you can have real life war weapons and items and because Sarge is a cool buff and brave green plastic man the squad is cool but they dont beat Sarge!If you want cool weapons and items get Army Men Sarge's Heros!!
        
        
       
    
    
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