| Unlockable: | How to Unlock: |
| 10 Wins in Pillage (30 points) | Win 10 ranked Pillage matches. |
| 10 Wins in Slaughter (30 points) | Win 10 ranked Slaughter matches. |
| 50 Wins in Pillage (40 points) | Win 50 ranked Pillage matches. |
| 50 Wins in Slaughter (40 points) | Win 50 ranked Slaughter matches. |
| Amass Minions (10 points) | Harvest lots of Lifeforce. |
| Arcanium Smelter (20 points) | Retrieve the most Powerful Smelter. |
| Blue Minions (10 points) | Retrieve the Blue Hive. |
| Compete in Pillage (10 points) | Complete a ranked Pillage match. |
| Compete in Slaughter (10 points) | Complete a ranked Slaughter match. |
| Defeat Goldo (20 points) | End a Hero's obsession. |
| Defeat Jewel (20 points) | Steal a Hero. |
| Defeat Kahn (20 points) | Get angry with a Hero. |
| Defeat Melvin (20 points) | Puncture a Hero. |
| Defeat Oberon (20 points) | Put a Hero to sleep. Permanently. |
| Defeat Sir William (20 points) | Cure a Hero of life. |
| Defeat the Wizard (50 points) | Defeat the 7th Hero. |
| Dungeon Dabbler (20 points) | Defeat half the Dungeon Creatures. |
| Dungeon Overlord (30 points) | Defeat all the Dungeon Creatures. |
| Durium Smelter (15 points) | Retrieve a powerful Smelter. |
| Full Arcanium (20 points) | Forge a full Arcanium set. |
| Full Corruption (50 points) | Win with the blackest heart. |
| Full Durium (10 points) | Forge a full Durium set. |
| Green Minions (10 points) | Retrieve the Green Hive. |
| Minion Harvester (10 points) | Harvest Lifeforce. |
| Minion Hoarder (15 points) | Harvest a huge amount of Lifeforce. |
| Minion Multitude (40 points) | Harvest a massive amount of Lifeforce. |
| Mistress Master (40 points) | Fulfill your Mistress's wishes. |
| Obtain a Mistress (20 points) | Get yourself a little company and some help spending your money. |
| Power up the Tower (10 points) | Retrieve the Tower Heart to power up the Tower. |
| Rebuild the Tower (10 points) | Retrieve a Crane to start rebuilding the Tower. |
| Red Minions (10 points) | Retrieve the Red Hive. |
| Retrieve the Food (10 points) | Retrieve the Food, but will you keep or return it? |
| Steel Smelter (10 points) | Retrieve a Smelter. |
| Superior Survivor (20 points) | Last for 15 minutes in Survival. |
| Survivor (10 points) | Last for 5 minutes in Survival. |
| Tower Master (40 points) | Collect all the Tower Objects. |
| Ultimate Arcanium (40 points) | Forge an Ultimately Imbued Arcanium Set. |
| Ultimate Durium (20 points) | Forge an Ultimately Imbued Durium Set. |
| Ultimate Horde (40 points) | Get a full Horde, fully equipped. |
| Ultimate Steel (10 points) | Forge an Ultimately Imbued Steel Set. |
| Ultimate Survivor (30 points) | Last for 30 minutes in Survival. |
| Win in Pillage (20 points) | Win a ranked Pillage match. |
| Win in Slaughter (20 points) | Win a ranked Slaughter match. |
| Zero Corruption (50 points) | Win with the clearest conscience. |