| Unlockable: | How to Unlock: |
| A Passive Fish (15 points): | Finish The Day of the Dolphin. |
| Back to the Futurama (5 points): | Win time challenge for Five Characters in Search of an Author. |
| Burger Victory (10 points): | Finish Around the World in 80 Bites. |
| Burns Baby Burns (10 points): | Finish Lisa the Tree Hugger. |
| Challenger (50 points): | Win every time challenge. |
| Chocolate Heaven (5 points): | Win time challenge for The Land of Chocolate. |
| Chocolate Victory (10 points): | Finish The Land of Chocolate. |
| Cloud Nine (100 points): | Finish Game Over. |
| Clown Around (5 points): | Win time challenge for Shadow of the Colossal Donut. |
| Complete Package (150 points): | Finish every episode, find every collectible, and discover every Video Game Cliché Moment. |
| Doggie Dazed (25 points): | Finish Grand Theft Scratchy. |
| Doll Crazy (50 points): | Find all of Lisa's Malibu Stacy Seals. |
| Dragon Slayer (25 points): | Finish NeverQuest. |
| Dufftacular Finish (50 points): | Find all of Homer's Duff Bottle Caps. |
| Engine Fun (5 points): | Win time challenge for Enter the Cheatrix. |
| Fast Times (50 points): | Beat every episode target time. |
| Fight the Power (10 points): | Finish Mob Rules. |
| Goes to 11 (30 points): | Find all of the collectibles in Springfield. |
| Hairs to You (50 points): | Find all of Marge's Try-n-Save Coupons. |
| Heavenly Joy (5 points): | Win time challenge for Game Over. |
| Heavenly Score (20 points): | Get a perfect score on the final Boss battle. |
| Heist Hijinx (10 points): | Finish Bartman Begins. |
| Hot Coffee (5 points): | Win time challenge for Grand Theft Scratchy. |
| Maki Roll Mania (5 points): | Win time challenge for Big Super Happy Fun Fun Game. |
| Mall Rising (5 points): | Win time challenge for Invasion of the Yokel-Snatchers. |
| Mmm Donut (15 points): | Finish Shadow of the Colossal Donut. |
| My Precious (5 points): | Win time challenge for NeverQuest. |
| Nice Cans! (5 points): | Win time challenge for The Day of the Dolphin. |
| On the Matt (40 points): | Finish Five Characters in Search of an Author. |
| Poster Paster (50 points): | Find all of Bart's Krusty Kollectible Koupons. |
| Power Up! (15 points): | Finish Enter the Cheatrix. |
| Press START to Play (5 points): | Easiest achievement
ever. |
| Pwnd (0 points): | Dude, need help? You've died, like, 10 times... |
| Save the Simpsons (15 points): | Finish Bargain Bin. |
| Shooters Rejoice (5 points): | Win time challenge for Medal of Homer. |
| Sim Sandwich (5 points): | Win time challenge for Bargain Bin. |
| Sparkling Defeat (25 points): | Finish Big Super Happy Fun Fun Game. |
| Steady Mobbin' (5 points): | Win time challenge for Mob Rules. |
| Table Smasher 2000 (5 points): | Win time challenge for Around the World in 80 Bites. |
| The Alienator (15 points): | Finish Invasion of the Yokel-Snatchers. |
| Up and Atom (5 points): | Win time challenge for Bartman Begins. |
| Victory at Sea! (25 points): | Finish Medal of Homer. |
| Wood Chippin' (5 points): | Win time challenge for Lisa the Tree Hugger. |
| Worst Cliché Ever (50 points): | Find all of the Video Game Cliché Moments. |